Midlife Crisis — Version 0.34 __hot__
Lean into the glitch. Question the career. Buy the slightly-too-expensive hiking boots. Admit you’re tired. The goal of this version isn't to return to the factory settings of your 20s; it’s to optimize the system for the long haul. You aren't crashing. You’re just upgrading.
We’ve seen enough of the world to know it’s messy, but we still have enough "battery life" to try and clean up our corner of it. Final System Message: How to Handle the Update Midlife Crisis Version 0.34
Midlife Crisis Version 0.34: The Modern Patch Notes for the "Middle-Aged" Soul Lean into the glitch